// waitlist.ts import { db } from "@/db"; import { monster } from "@/mascot"; type Signup = { email: string; ts: number }; const queue: Signup[] = []; export async function reserve(email: string) { if (!/^[^@]+@[^@]+\.[^@]+$/.test(email)) throw new Error("invalid email"); await db.from("waitlist_signups").insert({ email }); monster.eat("</>"); queue.push({ email, ts: Date.now() }); return { ok: true, position: queue.length }; } monster.on("hungry", () => spawn(["</>", "{ }", ";"])); setInterval(() => monster.chomp(), 900); export const count = () => queue.length; // waitlist.ts import { db } from "@/db"; import { monster } from "@/mascot"; type Signup = { email: string; ts: number }; const queue: Signup[] = []; export async function reserve(email: string) { if (!/^[^@]+@[^@]+\.[^@]+$/.test(email)) throw new Error("invalid email"); await db.from("waitlist_signups").insert({ email }); monster.eat("</>"); queue.push({ email, ts: Date.now() }); return { ok: true, position: queue.length }; } monster.on("hungry", () => spawn(["</>", "{ }", ";"])); setInterval(() => monster.chomp(), 900); export const count = () => queue.length;